We know the facts, and…

Cthulhu is a great, fun god
Although he is a little odd
With tentacles and “wavy thangs”
And an appetite for brains

But, you know, we could do worse
Than mass suicide and vivisection
So let’s avoid the Dem/Pub curse
By voting “Old Gods” this election

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