Toddlespeak

“Dadddddy, there’s a chocolate tomato in the pretzels!”  (Holds up a crayon).

“Ummm . . . what’s it doing there?”

(Gets a serious expression, examines the crayon)  “Hang on, daddy.”  (runs off)  “Okay, bye!”  (Door slams.  He discovered doors a little while ago).

I think I missed some important context.

 

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