A TV news anchor walks into a bar with a basket full of fruit, some glue and a wad of wool. He sits down, orders a drink, and starts to attach little tufts of wool to the tops and little feet to the bottoms of his apples, oranges, pears and lemons.
The bartender is curious. “What’re you doing?”
The anchor says, a little embarrassed, “It’s for my son’s school project. He needs a crowd scene for his diorama, and I thought that I could liven it up a bit by making people out of something handy. You know, feet, eyes, mouths, some good hair on these bald little guys…”
The bartender has a flash of recognition. “Hey, aren’t you the guy on the broadcast –”
The anchor says, “No, right now I’m a pear toupeer.”