The HP Way

“No, no, we weren’t lying to the phone company to get those records, we were, um, we were . . . pretexting! That’s it. We were pretexting those records.”

“Oh. I see, that’s okay, then.”

“Those trips I expensed to the Caymans? Those were . . . ”


“Right! And the numbered accounts there –”



“It’s all fine then. Except that the security guards are going to march you out and dump you in the shrubbery now.”


“Uncanny, you have such a way with words.”

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