The HP Way

“No, no, we weren’t lying to the phone company to get those records, we were, um, we were . . . pretexting! That’s it. We were pretexting those records.”

“Oh. I see, that’s okay, then.”

“Those trips I expensed to the Caymans? Those were . . . ”

“Procationing?”

“Right! And the numbered accounts there –”

“Post-jingoizing.”

“Exactly.”

“It’s all fine then. Except that the security guards are going to march you out and dump you in the shrubbery now.”

“Dejobicating?”

“Uncanny, you have such a way with words.”

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