SOAP is a protocol in the same sense that bureaucracy is a form of government.
Every now and then I look at what I’ve been typing and think, “My mom thinks I’m in high tech.”
Any sufficiently advanced technology is insufficiently documented.
Every time you add a level of indirection, God kills a start-up.
“Yes, Mrs. Finkelstein, I’m afraid his use of XML has metastasized, and the only recourse at this point is amputation above the earlobes.”