New Campus Rule

Apple is building a new campus. Link.

Bad news. Remember what happens to nearly every Silly Valley company that builds a campus? gurgle, gurble, swishWhoosh….

[Located across 280 from Valco, in the industrial area where Tandem and so forth used to be.]

Okay, now who gets to go to the new digs? Politics is everything in a company like Apple, and geography plays a big part. If Jobs goes, the people left behind are the goats. If Jobs stays, the poor schmucks will have to wave bye-bye to their old cow-orkers. His best bet? Holographic projection, so you can’t tell where he is, exactly. Not that you can anyway.

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