cats are like viruses, only more polite
“i want to be in your lap” (meow)
“but i have my laptop there”
the four-pawed invasion takes about twenty seconds. like a camel, first the nose. paws and claws follow, then i have to move the computer to avoid tail-typing and mouse-butt-clicking.
“see, you can type with one hand.” (purrrrr).
i am holding the laptop in the air with one hand, and hitting keys with the other. “but i can’t type my work password without two hands.”
“why would you ever want to do that?” (meow. purr)