“Oh my God, I just got some spam!”
“Jeez, this has been a bad month. That’s like, four so far?”
“Still pretty bad.”
“Let’s see if . . . yes, the Visa cops have already arrested him, see the video?”
“Wow, is that guy in trouble. Look, they’re de-chipping him. I know he’s a bastard, but that is pretty severe.”
“My grandpa says that he was getting thousands of spams a day, once.”
SCENE: A cold, rainy night in some gritty big-city downtown. The SWAT team is preparing in their van.
CAPTAIN: “Remember, MasterCard is interested in results here. The people with keyboards and voice input are to be taken out first. Higgs, you neutralize the servers. Boson, I want you to nail that router, understood?”