Newton Power

I stopped at a surplus computer hardware store today and found a bin with a couple hundred of these:

newtonBatteryHolder

So, if your Newton MessagePad 100 needs a battery holder, I know where you can go (RE-PC in Tukwila, WA). I have no idea how these things wound up there.

Gaston Bastiens was the General Manager of Newton when I was there. He was not well liked, and he kept making crazy decisions. For instance, he decided it would be good idea to charge Newton developers a percentage of their profits (unheard of at the time, and lunacy for a struggling platform). And: When it was clear that the Newton wasn’t selling all that well, and unwanted Newts were stacking up in warehouses, Gaston had Apple buy parts to make another 80,000 units. I won’t even get started about the sea of T-shirts we were swimming in (there’s a big difference between “Buy $5000 more promotional shirts” and “Buy 5,000 more shirts”).

There were a lot of Newtons sitting in warehouses.

Also, many Newton Fax modems. Many, many of them. God only knows how many he ordered. There could well have been more Newton Fax modems than there were Newtons to plug them into.

One of our developer support folks (Bob E) found out that it was possible to order a palette of surplus Apple products delivered to your office. Hey, the stuff had no hope of being sold, so if someone had a use for it . . . Bob ordered a big palette of Fax modems, and when he shipped stuff off to developers (hardware, manuals, etc.) he would pour in some Fax modems as packing material.

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We had a dev who liked to do anagrams. He maintained (somewhat tongue in cheek) that anagrams uncovered the true nature of things.

For myself, for instance: Dandy Loner

For Gaston: Neat Bong Assist (which is one of the reasons that a Newton easter egg is to write “Neat Bong”, select that text and hit the Assist button).

For one of our whip-cracking dev managers, a two parter: “Donate us a gun” (because) “Us at a dungeon“. The year we spent shipping Newton was a hard, hard year . . .

 

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3 Responses to Newton Power

  1. There was also a video of Newton Fax Modems being used as dominos. ISTR it was included on one of the developer CDs.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teW7a8lOwYY

  2. Herb says:

    I have a Newton MessagePad 100 – no, really, I do. I’d love to say that I still use it, but I don’t. I do recall that battery life wasn’t one of the strong points, but that I was able to get some use out of it after a lot of Doonesbury-esque efforts to train it to like my handwriting adapt my writing still to suit.

    I’m trying to imagine why I’d want a bunch of battery holders, but perversely – now that I know they exist – I do. Dang. I wonder if they’d ship these?

    Still working on a name anagram for “donate us a gun”. Amusingly, it also spells out “Use tuna gonad”, but that’s not super-helpful, although maybe it’s useful for a text-based adventure game.

  3. Mike says:

    A lucky find. I jealously guard all my Newts and accessories.
    Precious….

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