Crime wave

According to this, crime is going up. Guess we’re spending too much money fighting terrorism, people carrying pocketknives onto airplanes and stomping out bad, evil Internet content to worry about mundane, boring murders and theft and stuff.

(They’ll ask for more money, of course. “Look, we took care of the pocket knives, if you want any more safety you’ll have to dig deeper.”)

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