“Excuse me, /I/ speak Product Management.”
(turns to PMs)
“We need a team-centric methodology to synergize prioritizations of the key enabling scenarios.”
“But our alignment strategy requirements were solidified in S0!”
“Hard cuts enable broadening the taxonomy into a customer-facing provisioning stance that we can scale to our resource needs.”
“Oh. Then the checkpoints validated our open issue initiative blockers?”
“He say: “In yo’ dreams, sucka.’”
Happy to clear all that up.