“Aunt Juice. Not a relative, but as in, “I want juice.”
“Uh! Ah!” (points) I want something out of reach that I’m too lazy to tell you exactly what it is, and also it’s entertaining seeing you struggle with the whole guessing game.
“No!” “Yes.” As in, “Do you have to pee?” when he is at the hunched-over-and-dancing stage, ready to hose down whatever he’s hopping near and facing toward. No, he doesn’t have to pee, because that would admit weakness.
“Yes.” “Hell yes. Right now, dammit, and be quick about it you fool, what is taking so long?”
“What is that?” Because I want some.
“Is that [X]?” Because I want some.
“Daddy, I want to show you something.” refrain: Because…