Elmo not want this

“Elmo not want this.  Elmo reallllly not want this.  Why you do this to Elmo?”

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[Bored, in a meeting, and for some reason there’s a bucketful of toys next to my chair . . . the next thing I know I’m waving Elmo around by the neck at the end of a little mechanical grabber and threatening him with a down-check if he doesn’t cough up his project status Right F—ing Now, and why are all your bugs late?

Reason #48 why I’m not in management.]

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7 Responses to Elmo not want this

  1. Josh Perry says:

    today is my birthday. That image is the best present i could have asked for 😛

    Thanks for making my morning, Landon 😀

  2. SDC says:

    You look way younger than I pictured you. I was sure all the mayhem at Atari would have put some gray hairs on your head, or made the hairs fall out (or made you pull them all out).

  3. Mitch Wright says:

    I have a friend that is really into Elmo. I am sending her the link, so don’t be surprised if she heads west on a rescue mission! LOL

    Of course, now I’m curious what reasons 1 through 47 are. 🙂

  4. John says:

    I have that grabber! Haha. I got it when I was a kid when I went to Kennedy Space Center.

  5. William Mayo says:

    Or is this sort of firm-handed (well, metal-grabbered) discipline a sign that management would be well within your artificially extended grasp?

  6. Landon, you look happy. Really, really happy.

    I’ll have to try that some time.

    All the best,

    Mike

  7. Mark-R says:

    This is scary – not because of what you’re doing to Elmo, but because I think I’ve discovered a long-lost twin. Seriously, email me and I’ll send back a photo.

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