“XML is like violence: if it doesn’t solve your problem, you’re not using enough of it. ;-)”
(from a discussion of the misuse of XML — is there any other use of XML than abject obfuscation?
from http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001114.html )
“If we can’t fix it, we won’t!”
(sign on a repair shop in Disneyland’s Toon Town)
“Of course my code doesn’t have comments.”
(someone who I couldn’t tell if they were serious or not. I think they were. I haven’t looked at the code yet).