Monthly Archives: March 2010

How much for the …

A degenerate old man lurches into a Home Despot.  His coat is thirty years out of fashion and threadbare where his hump rises up.  His mouth moves silently and his expression changes from moment to moment, as if he’s on … Continue reading

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A waste

“That meeting was a waste of a perfectly good hour.  Man, I could have spent it, say, slamming a brick into my face over and over.” “Or sticking your head into the elevator doors.” “Right.  PowerPoint: The most toxic substance … Continue reading

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Embedded software speak

How embedded software engineers really speak: —- “That bug is going to need a fuck-ton of testing once we fix its ass.” “What’s the difference between a fuck-ton and last week’s estimate of a metric buttload?” “Well, one is metric, … Continue reading

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